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Well Kahlan was right. You know she brings that up. Probably when he’s being annoying. HEY RICHARD. yeah. REMEMBER THE TIME I TOLD YOU THAT THAT CHICKA WAS A BAD IDEA? hrmmm, maybe. YEAH I WAS ALMOST EATEN BY A SHADRIN, YOU GOT CHAINED TO A WAGON (at this point she pauses to remember how hot that was) AND I SAVED THE DAY, AGAIN. You were right. YEAH I WAS.

So writing this I just thought of Farscape (also always) at the end of Peacekeeper Wars. YOUR MOTHER IS ALWAYS RIGHT. Kahlan = Aeryn. yes! Also I can ship that. I’d get behind Bridget on Claudia action. Also I’d get in the front and sides of that… 

OH BY THE WAY THIS IS ABOUT CRAIG. Anyway he’s like oops I got knocked out in the caves and the CHAINED TO A WAGON! ZOMG!!! How is he gonna get out of that one?

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finally they are getting somewhere!! So this chicka is like YO MY BRO. The seeker is like LOLQUE BOOBS and she’s like *eyeroll* this way. So they creeeeeep along the side of these boulder-y hills. Looking like they aren’t food for the ~mythical shadrin. The beast that doesn’t exist until the 2nd season when it’s running pretty rampant around the midlands. Because the discovery of them by Kahlan made them decide they could live openly with the other beasts. Anyway they are trudging along this really hard to walk on terrain and Richard is looking very adorable and hot. Which is pretty normal for him.

Then he just looks confused. Like cave? that a cave? He just looks really confused and i want to hug him a lot in S1. Mostly I just want to rip his clothes off always in S2. <33333 I have a lot of love for Craig. I need to start thinking about a special birthday post for him! 

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I should have rewatched this ep before blogging it, buuuuuut what fun is that? I realy have no clue about what they could still be talking about. I don’t remember the argument about WHO the seeker should help going on all that long, but MAYBE HE MADE SO MANY HOT FACES DURING IT THAT I FELT THE NEED TO KEEP GRABBING CAPS. I’m a whore like that. So we’ll just say that they are discussin’ what’s gonna go down later. Like Him on her. And we’ll also say that She’s FOR it. Cause really who WOULDN’T be for that. I know that I’m a willing participant if he needs another volunteer. 

Also OMG Kahlan is full of jealousy over that blonde chicka and she is RAGING inside about it. LOL 

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HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!! It will be almost a whole year that I’ve been FLAILING over Craig here. Hopefully I’ll be able to keep it up (or not depending on how much you ~enjoy my flailing)!! Just thought I’d find an old favorite for everyone’s jump LEAP into 2011. May everyone’s year be fruitful, bright, happy and full of HIP BITS! <33333 Love you all thanks for following!

-Jo

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That bad guy was thrown off by his hotness. So he was not prepared for when Richard did a fancy twisty move with his Sword and then HILTED HIM. THAT’S RIGHT! He was HILTED BITCHES. LOL Or something. Anyway he BAMMED him in the head and that guy dropped like a ROCK YO!

Kahlan finds another map on the guy and she’s like BITCH PLEASE. How many of these freakin’ maps are there!?!?! SRSLY! Richard is more concerned with the INTERROGATION. He’s like Yo momma so fat that I knocked her over and the earthquake is what actually tossed you to the ground, yo. Then he insults his brother and his grandma. THEN he asks him about the map. you see he doesn’t just want him to think he’s looking for information. He wants him to understand that he BE REAL, YO! 

LOLQUE. What is up with this update…

CLICK ME  <—— This was his punishment for trying to get the seeker with that map. 

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Since I’m awake and Hnnging over whether @officialCraigH is actually our guy I thought that I’d post an update. Cause Hey if He’s upping his web presence then I should maybe update more regularly. I mean twice a week is good and all but I can do better. We all Know I can… hee

So, anyway, the made with the broken buggy wasn’t really sad about it at all!! HE JUST WANTED TO CoLLECT THE BOUNT! Hot damn Richard was so RIGHT. He was like funny ~feelings FTW!! He’s like yo! Have you met my little friend (not that one) the sword of fucking truth? And the guy is like have you met my ARROWS and the sword is like WTF and Richard Moves really fast and gets out of the way. Letting the arrows fly towards KAHLAN. WUT!?!?! So then Kahlan is like LOLQUE (Lauren would say she was actually just saying Que. But I can’t say Que without the LOL anymore) thanks, but also dances out of the way.

This makes Richard REAL MAD. We’ve seen him ENRAGED before. It ended badly for a Bridge, but this time he’s a wee bit smarter about it and CHARGES in sword drawn like a BAMF. Kahlan is right behind him! Richard is like giant stick ax NOPE!. And lots of fighting. Then he stands there looking sexy. I don’t really know. But that’s the impression I’m getting from my last cap.

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UNfortunately on their way to the mysterious Shadrin caves of fail they run into a poor man who’s wagon has tossed it’s wheel. Richard is like awwww man, i’m already helping someone but maybe if you are still around when I get back. THEN I’ll help you. Cause I’m just that helpful yo! Also I totally added an ASS shot in this spam. We don’t get enough of Craig’s backside if you ask me. I KNOW THAT YOU WOULD HAVED ASKED. Don’t lie. So When I find a good shot of it I like to toss it in. 

AS they walk by Richard gets a ~funny feeling inside and it’s not the kind that he gets when he looks at Kahlan either. It’s a more dangerous type of funnies. The butterflies of this feeling have CROSSBOWS and SHIT! Not hearts and Flowers. So he turns and looks at the guy again. Hoping his hotness will dissuade him from whatever mischief he might be cooking up.

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They continue their discussion. VERY CLOSELY! heee <3 when they ~discuss things close like that. Richard makes some amazing faces during this conversation. I wonder if he things that making Kahlan crack up from watching his expression will change her mind about the blonde chicka? I know that him saying anything to me at all I’d be all WUT? You said something? Uhhhh Can you ask again… with your shirt off? I know I know it might be chilly out, but who doesn’t enjoy a slightly ~chilled shirtless Richard? DON’T LIE!!! I KNOW YOU KNOW AND YOU LIKE IT!! hehehe

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During this discussion of them ~helping the chicka Richard made a lot of hot and/or cracky faces because I don’t recall at all what they are really taking so long to talk about, but it is a lot of caps that I used. LULZ It’s probably more of KAHLAN the seekers job isn’t to decide who deserves helping and she comes back with something along the lines of RICHARD why you not help me last night i ~needed you. He’ll be all WELL BB I am not yet immune to your magic, but I can watch from a distance next time if that helps. She agrees.

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So they get out of the club tavern but only with the help of a blond chick. Kahlan doesn’t like this here blondie. I don’t know if it’s because she actually gets bad vibes or if it’s because she thinks that Richard is getting GOOD ~vibes. hehehe She might be a little bit jealous of other females around her man. AND IT IS ONLY EP 3!! hehe She hides it under the ruse of her being concerned for their mission. I KNOW BETTER THOUGH. They have a bit of a discussion about helping this chicka’s bro and R is like the seeker help ALL. K is like The seeker kill Rahl!! They fight a bit, then make out  then R convinces them to go look for the brother. The brother that has been STOLEN by a SHADRIN. A mythical beast that no one ever sees until the 2nd season. 

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So they decide that they should GTFO of the bar. It’s generally a good rule to follow if you have wanted posters of you up where you are eating. UNLESS THEY DON’T GET YOUR NOSE RIGHT! (Everyone NEEDS to see Tangled, btw) Richard is like we do NOT want any trouble peeps, we’re the good guys, the ones that LOVE to save you all… yeah they aren’t buying that though. They are like Darken Rahlskie will be paying us the big bucks for your head. I mean I don’t get why they don’t realize that this will NEVER work out. How can they ever trust that the ole DR will be good on his words? Has he ever actually paid for anything? I mean every time I see an ep that he’s offered the “goods” he’s just killing the messenger/delivery boy. 

Unfortunately for Richard and Kahlan, the people of THIS fine town have endless faith. Endless faith that Darken Rahl will ante up and give them the payment. They aren’t too bright here. So They get a little bit surrounded. Things aren’t looking up for our TRIO.

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They DEDUCE that the map is tracking RICHARD!! *GASP* there is come very powerful magic times at work here. Now Kahlan can always find him when she ~needs him it’s all very convenient. Especially if he gets kidnapped or something. THERE IS NO HIDING FROM HER NOW RICHARD DO NOT PISS HER OFF! Usually the best way to reason the whats and the hows and the whens out is to proceed to the local establishment. You know, the one that serves trailmix (CLICK IT) alcohol and is very discreet about their customers. Richard is a very good lookout though. He makes hot faces while they talk and watches for suspicious activity in the bar. 

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